Pig [ Send a free funny greeting card and bring a smile to someone's face http://pbbt.com/go/postcards ] A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Compton a pig?" The judge said that was true. "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Compton?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Compton with no fear of legal action. The man looked directly at Mrs. Compton and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Compton." ========== Get this joke on the web @ http://www.pbbt.com/funnystuff/today.shtml This joke was brought to you by the Funnystuff Mailing List at http://www.pbbt.com/ If you would like to subscribe send a message to mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] (to unsubscribe, email mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ) or visit us on the web at http://www.pbbt.com/mail/
