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"Let�s get the politics out of the game and play ball." A Key issue still on the bargaining table includes field sitting down time, hats that are too big, and snacks, according to siblings who asked not to be identified. "I�m not motivated by snacks, this isn�t about snacks," said Linda "Dandelion Picker" Johnson. "It�s just that snacks equal respect. If some teams are getting candy bars and I�m given a Fig Newton, then there�s a lack or respect." The number one unresloved issue for the players� union is full disclosure of the final score. Billy "I�m Tired" Lewis, says he�s been manipulated. "Don�t tell me it was a tie, or that no one keeps score. I don�t buy it. They know who won. So tell us!" Last week, a strike vote was delayed when coaches agreed to suspend trades for three years. Players argued that since everyone has a 1,000 batting av erage, what�s the point. The issue of cheering was also resolved. "The kids didn�t want to say �two, four, six eight, who do we appreciate." explained Coach Charles Harding. "They said it was �lame." The players in good faith also dropped two arguments last week. They were a health plan for chronic shoulder pain stemming from multiple swipes into the tee, and an elimination of outfield positions since no one hits it past the bases. An opinion poll released Monday showed public sentiment drawn down the middle. "In my day, we didn�t have all these lawyer dads trying to coach ball," said Ira Greenberg of Mainville. "Our coaches came from the steel mills � they knew what T-ball was all about." Others blame the players for the impasse. "I�d like to give them al a swat and a cold bath," said Vera Jackson of Maintown. "If this was my kid, I'd give him something to cry about." League organizers said if a compromise isn�t met soon, T-ball will be canceled for the season to make room for fall soccer leagues. 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