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Letter from Grandma [classic]

  She writes... the other day I went up to a local Christian
  bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper
  sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because
  I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
  followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the
  sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What
  an uplifting experience that followed!

  I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just
  lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and
  I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good
  thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
  honked, I'd never have noticed!

  I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was
  sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
  and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For
  the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an
  exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

  Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window
  and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
  I even honked my horn few times to share in the love!

  There must have been a man from Florida back there because
  I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I
  saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
  finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage
  grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it
  was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well,
  I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the
  window and gave him the good luck sign back.

  My grandson burst out laughing... why, even he was enjoying
  this religious experience!  A couple of the people were so
  caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of
  their cars and started walking towards me.  I bet they
  wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
  when I noticed the light had changed.  So, I waved to all
  my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through
  the intersection.

  I noticed I was the only car that got through the
  intersection before the light changed again and I felt
  kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love
  we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of
  the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck
  sign one last time as I drove away.

  Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!


                                   Love, Grandma

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