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Marriage in Heaven?

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married
this couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is
sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St. Peter to
do an intake. In conversation while waiting they wonder
if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter
finally shows up and they ask him.

St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time
anyone ever asked. "Let me go find out," and he leaves.
The couple sits for a couple of months and in
conversation they begin to wonder if they really should
get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of
it all.

"What if it doesn't work out?, " they wonder, "Are we
stuck together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet
another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he
informs the couple, " you can get married in Heaven."
"Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't
work out?

Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-
faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's
wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. "Jeez!" St.
Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a
priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's
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