*ASSALAM O ALAIKUM..FROM...TALHA.....*
** *[image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org]<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * *Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: Punjab.. Boss: which part? Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * * <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut>[image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org] <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut>* *2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * *[image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org]<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * *Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut>* *[image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org]<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * *Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * *[image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org]<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * *Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut>[image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org] <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut>* *At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut>* *[image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org]<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * *Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio! <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut>* *[image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org]<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * *NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut>* *In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * [image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org]<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> *Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> * [image: Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org]<http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/MumbaiHangOut> -- "Dream is not that what you see in your sleep..Dream is the thing which do not allow you to sleep" Regards, TALHA AHMED ALI --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Fun on the World -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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