Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer : Princess Diana's death . Question : How come ? Answer :An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky: followed closely by Italian Paparazzis in Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. And moreover this is sent to you by a Indian,using American (Bill Gates's) technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friend, is "" Globalization "" ----- Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? A - The other 9 fish are crying................. ----- Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones. ---- A Man bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Man: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also! ---- For More funny jokes http://desiblink.com/Jokes.php --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Fun on the World -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
