Here are some Dilbert one liners...
*1. I say no to alcohol, * *It just doesn't listen.* * * *2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.* * * *3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.* * * *4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.* * * *5. When everything comes in your way * *You're in the wrong lane.* * * *6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..* * * *7. Born free, * *Taxed to death.* * * *8. Everyone has a photographic memory, * *Some just don't have film..* ** *9. Life is unsure; * *Always eat your dessert first.* * * *10. Smile, * *It makes people wonder what you are thinking.* * * *11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, * *You'll have trouble putting on your pants.* * * *12. It's not hard to meet expenses, * *They are everywhere.* * * *13. I love being a writer... * *What I can't stand is the paperwork.* ** *14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.* * * *15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. * *The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.* * * *16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.* * * *17. In a country of free speech, * *Why are there phone bills?* * * *18. If you cannot change your mind, * *Are you sure you have one?* * * *19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, * *Leave work at noon!* * * *20. If you can't convince them, * *Confuse them.* * * *21. It's not the fall that kills you. * *It's the sudden stop at the end.* * * *22. I couldn't repair your brakes, * *So, I made your horn louder!* * * *23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass.* * * * 24. The cigarette does the smoking, * *You are just the sucker.* * * *25. Someday is not a day of the week.* * * *26. Whenever I find the key to success, * *Someone changes the lock.* * * *27. To Err is human, * *To forgive is not a company policy.* * * *28. The road to success.... * *Is always under construction.* * * *29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, * *But, if you think again, neither does milk.* * * *30. In order to get a loan, * *You first need to prove that you don't need it.* ** *And my favourite ...* *31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.* RSS Feed <http://feedproxy.google.com/FunKruti> Email Subscription<http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=FunKruti>Total Posts: *2624* FunKruti: Where Fun Begins <http://blog.funkruti.com/> - Complete list of winners at the 81st annual Oscars<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/02/complete-list-of-winners-at-81st-annual.html> - Free Rapidshare Premium Account<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/free-rapidshare-premium-account.html> - Entrecard - Get 300 drops a day, EASY. Here’s how…<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/02/entrecard-get-300-drops-day-easy-heres.html> - Gadgets <http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/gadgets.html> - Deadly <http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/deadly.html> - That Pics is Awesome<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/that-pics-is-awesome.html> - Colorful Butterflies Paintings<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/colorful-butterflies-paintings.html> - South Side Kajal Aggarwal Photoshoot<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/south-side-kajal-aggarwal-photoshoot.html> - Caricatures of Celebrities<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/caricatures-of-celebrities.html> - Rajasthani Women with traditional dresses<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/rajasthani-women-with-traditional.html> - Nice Funny Pics <http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/nice-funny-pics.html> - Creative Metal Sculptures<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/creative-metal-sculptures.html> - Chandni Chowk to China Walls<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/chandni-chowk-to-china-walls.html> - Funny Creativity<http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/funny-creativity.html> - Shayari SMS <http://blog.funkruti.com/2009/01/shayari-sms.html> <http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp?id=109096&rui=107238157> --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Fun on the World -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
