I believe you are referring to hashing, and the duck in question was a
costume ;-)

I can neither confirm nor deny the ability of duck-clad hashers to
navigate by sporadic moonlight.


>-----Original Message-----
>From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
>On Behalf Of Gadi Evron
>Sent: Friday, December 12, 2008 11:25 PM
>To: Peter Evans
>Cc: [email protected]
>Subject: Re: [funsec] Duck!
>
>On Sat, 13 Dec 2008, Peter Evans wrote:
>> On Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 11:52:49PM -0600, Gadi Evron wrote:
>>> On Fri, 12 Dec 2008, Rob, grandpa of Ryan, Trevor, Devon & Hannah
>wrote:
>>>> The Moon is set to pass closer to the Earth on Friday evening than
>at any other
>>>> time during the past 15 years.
>>
>>> And ducks are affected how?
>>> :o)
>>
>>      I know this one, ducks navigate by triangulating celestial
bodies
>rather
>>      than the more traditional birds that have organic compasses.
>>
>>      Ducks don't fly much at night when it is cloudy because they are
>unable to
>>      get a fix. However, should they get a glimpse of the sun or
moon,
>then they
>>      can triangulate their location to the nearest goat AND find
their
>way back
>>      from the pub.
>>
>>      The moon being closer means it appears larger, causing the ducks
>to question
>>      the veracity of the almanac as it appears to be deeper into
winter
>than their
>>      built in clock would have them believe. Resulting in navigation
>issues due to
>>      curvature of the earth and goats facing the wrong way. Or, to
put
>it in
>>      layman's terms, they miss their usual drinking holes and end up
>coming home
>>      completely sober!
>>
>>      This evolutionary defect was going to be fixed in duck 2.0 but
>they
>>      never happened because costs skyrocketed, budgerigar overruns
and
>the likes.
>>
>
>*applause*
>!!!
>
>
>>>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/2/hi/science/nature/7779294.stm
>>
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