On 1/11/10 3:58 AM, Erik Harrison wrote:
> TSA: "Nine times out of ten, it's an electric razor but, every once and
> a while, it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply
> ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article
> A dildo, never your dildo."
If it was me, I would say it was my dildo every time. It would be
interesting to see their faces, but more importantly, if it's not mine,
it might be a terrorist who put it in my bag. Bad idea: an exploded bag,
a cavity search and 3 hours to 3 days later...
Gadi.
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> On Sun, Jan 10, 2010 at 8:21 PM, phester <[email protected]
> <mailto:[email protected]>> wrote:
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> On Mon, 11 Jan 2010, Gadi Evron wrote:
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> > http://www.applegeeks.com/lite/index.php?aglitecomic=2010-01-08
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> I've considered carrying a bag of dildoes when I fly. I imagine a
> conversation something like this;
>
> TSA: What's this?!?
>
> Me: A bunch of dildoes.
>
> TSA: Why are you carrying a bunch of dildoes?
>
> Me: It makes me feel safe.
>
> TSA: How does a bunch of dildoes make you feel safe?
>
> Me: I've been asking the same thing since they created the TSA.
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