On Mar 9, 2010, at 8:24 PM, Rich Kulawiec wrote: > On Mon, Mar 08, 2010 at 11:08:37PM -0500, Joel Esler wrote: >> Okay, so then what they do!? You've got me on the edge of my seat here. > > Well, at that very moment an iceberg the size of Rhode Island broke > off into the southern Atlantic, sending a wave careening into the > side of an ocean liner full of dyspeptic tourists on holiday from > Camden, New Jersey, sweeping overboard the laptop of the secondary > accountant's assistant and with it the only copy of the security > policy for the entire company. As the news of this rippled (heh) > through the fabric of the corporation, causing chaos throughout > the enterprise, I seized the opportunity to pull my copy of > Schneier's "Applied Cryptography" from my shoulder bag and pummel > the store manager until he collapsed backwards into the lacrosse > stick display and could only weakly moan his acquiescence to my > insistent demand that the fracking store give me a $32 credit. > > And a pony. I got a pony, too!
GodDAMN those icebergs. -- Joel Esler http://blog.joelesler.net _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list.
