[Our presentation of Rocky MCMXCVIII will continue...]
DO YOU HAVE ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS?
- Cryptic variable names
- An aversion to letting others see your code
- Compulsive coding sessions
- Insistence that design wastes time
- Fear of documentation
- Missed deadlines
If so, you may be one of uncounted legions of ColdFusion developers suffering
from an addiction to Bad Developing Habits (BDH). We here at BDH Anonymous can
help. Our widely-acclaimed 12-step program can free you from the bondage of
BDH.
[Cut to shot of room full of young people sitting on folding chairs. All have
coffee and/or Mountain Dew. One stands up, nervously]
"Hello. My name is Jeff, and I have Bad Design Habits."
"Hi, Jeff!"
[CG phone number layover]
Admitting you need help is the first step on the road to recovery. Don't let
your family and friends suffer on your behalf any longer. Call now: 1-800-
DEBUG-ME
YOU CAN BE FREE!
[We now return to Rocky MCMXCVIII]
On 21 Dec 00, at 23:14, Hal Helms wrote:
> A couple of folks have asked to see my step-by-step development process. For
> anyone interested, I've posted my 12-step process in my Occasional
> Newsletter. If you don't get that, there's a link to the online newsletter
> at www.halhelms.com.
>
>
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