Subject: Y to K Status Report
Y-to-K Date Change Project Status Report
"Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We
have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.
We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all
data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
October, November, December
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y
to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global
problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what
does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you
think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from
99 to 00?
We'll await your direction."
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Hmmmm talk about bad luck!
> Over three weeks, I lost my job, my computer when the back porch of my
> third floor apartment flooded, my closest friendship, most of a molar,
> confidence in my landlord, and my ISP. I missed ConFusion and a couple of
> great concerts, and instead of getting the tax refund I expected, I owe $750.
> <<& when I'd gotten unable to count all that on my fingers, and wrote it
> down, I didn't add that all that happened not long after I'd figured that
> I'd never be able to get the time off to go to Australia as I'd planned so
> long >>
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Common sense is not common, and conventional wisdom is not
wisdom. But at least you can have conventional sense. ~~ Daily Whale
