IOKIYAR = It’s OK if you are
Republican.
WYSINWYG = what you see is NOT what
you get (neoconservative war hawk playbook)
Guest columnist, author
of The 2% Solution. http://www.mattmilleronline.com/
Start a War, No Money
Down!
Commentary by Matt Miller, NYT, Saturday, May 14, 2005 [Infomercial director: " 'The Republican Guide to
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grueling round-the-clock job. You actually had to make something, like planes
or guns, and then overcharge the government obscenely. Now, thanks to the
Republicans, countless Americans are becoming "war profiteers" in
their spare time - and you can, too. Riches once thought to be the exclusive
preserve of a few unsavory arms merchants have been made available to thousands
of successful Americans, many of whom pull in the cash literally as they sleep! What's their secret? With "The Republican Guide to
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professionals. You'll get the war you want without laying out a dime, even as
you benefit from huge tax cuts to boot (note: certain income thresholds apply).
And here's the
kicker: you can slip the bill for all of this - both the war and your tax cut -
to unsuspecting children! I know what you're thinking: "I don't have the
self-confidence or social skills to reach for such dreams." But here's the
truth: neither did Republicans a few years ago. Yet just this week they came
through again. On Wednesday, George Bush signed into law an additional $82
billion for Iraq, which brings the amount America has spent to oust Saddam
Hussein and occupy the country close to $300 billion. Now, whatever you thought about Saddam, the best news is
this: we got this war
for no money down and zero payments for 10 years. That's right: every penny spent on this war has
been added to the deficit. And this latest $82 billion sailed through without a
hitch, with no pesky questions as to whether we should actually pay for our own
wars today. (Yes, there was one scare, when Joe Biden said we could do
that by repealing a sliver of the tax cuts with which the G.O.P. has
incentivized important Americans. Luckily this notion was swatted away as
"nongermane.") Now the drive for more tax cuts continues, even as
yearly deficits close in on half a trillion dollars! If you're ready to bring into your own life the power that
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wartime tax cuts, you'll master previously undisclosed behavioral secrets that
let you act as if there's nothing wrong with getting yours while the getting's
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Believe it or not, there was actually a time when it was
considered offensive to fight wars and cut taxes at the same time. In those
days, conservatives were ostracized for wanting to scrap estate taxes for
wealthy heirs while soldiers died in distant lands and their families scraped
by on food stamps. I know - it seems so far away! That's when I had to ask myself: if Republicans could find
the courage to put these inhibitions behind them, imagine what I could do to
reach for the brass ring in my own life. Now, though I'd rather not go into the
details, I make more money, pay less taxes and have a beautiful wife and child.
[Back to announcer] ANNOUNCER: So what are you waiting for? Our
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[Voice-over] WARNING: Support for the Republicans' wartime fiscal
policy may include such side effects as 50 million uninsured, crumbling roads
and bridges, and swelling inequality. If you are concerned about any of these
symptoms, please call Dr. Howard Dean. Matt Miller is a fellow at the Center for
American Progress. Maureen Dowd is on book leave until July 6. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/14/opinion/14miller.html?hp |
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