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The official version of 9/11 goes something like this...
* October 13th, 2009 11:03 am ET
Directed by a beardy-guy from a cave in Afghanistan, nineteen hard-drinking,
coke-snorting, devout Muslims enjoy lap dances before their mission to meet
Allah
Using nothing more than craft knifes, they overpower cabin crew, passengers and
pilots on four planes
And hangover or not, 4 planes manage to give the world's most sophisticated air
defense system the slip
Unphased by leaving their "How to Fly a Passenger Jet" guide in the car at the
airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct hits on two
towers, causing THREE to collapse completely
Our masterminds even manage to overpower the odd law of physics or two and the
world watches in awe as steel-framed buildings fall symmetrically - through
their own mass - faster than the speed of gravity, for the first time in
history.
Despite all their dastardly cunning, they stupidly give their identity away by
using explosion-proof passports, made out of material stronger than the black
boxes stored on planes, which survive the fireball undamaged and fall to the
ground only to be discovered by the incredible crime-fighting sleuths at the
FBI
Meanwhile down in Washington
Hani Hanjour, having previously flunked 2-man Cessna flying school, gets
carried away with all the success of the day and suddenly finds incredible
abilities behind the controls of a Boeing
Instead of flying straight down into the large roof area of the Pentagon, he
decides to show off a little
Executing an incredible 270 degree downward spiral, he levels off to hit the
low facade of the world's most heavily defended building
all without a single shot being fired. or ruining the nicely mowed lawn and
all at a speed just too fast to capture on video
Later, in the skies above Pennsylvania
So desperate to talk to loved ones before their death, some passengers use
sheer willpower to connect mobile calls at 30,000 feet that otherwise would not
be possible until several years later
And following a heroic attempt by some to retake control of Flight 93, it
crashes into a Shankesville field leaving no trace of engines, fuselage or
occupants except for the standard issue Muslim terrorists bandana
Further south in Florida
President Bush, our brave Commander-in-Chief, after being notified that the WTC
tower had been hit, continues to read "My Pet Goat" for a full 7 minutes to a
class full of primary school children with the Secret Service shrugging off
the possibility that his life could be in imminent danger.
In New York
World Trade Center leaseholder Larry Silverstein blesses his own foresight in
insuring the buildings against terrorist attack only six weeks previously,
while collecting 14 BILLION in insurance winnings
While back in Washington, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz shake
their heads in disbelief at their own luck in getting the 'New Reichstag Fire'
catalyzing event they so desired to pursue their agenda of world domination
Really? You really think so?
Don't those who lost loved ones deserve the truth?
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