From the UnderNews:
Natalia
*Press release of the day
<http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=183809591642925> *
*FIRST EVER CORPORATE WEDDING CONTEMPLATED BY SINGLE, FEMALE, 40.
THE SEARCH FOR A CORPORATE HUSBAND WILL COMMEMORATE THE 1ST ANNIVERSARY
OF THE SUPREME COURT RULING RE-AFFIRMING CORPORATE PERSONHOOD.
*On January 21st, 2010 the Supreme Court of the United States
re-affirmed that Corporations have the same Constitutional rights as
people (Citizens United v FEC). In commemoration of that decision there
will commence a national search for the ideal corporate groom for a mere
mortal, Ms. Sarah "echo" Steiner, who has made it clear that she intends
to take the Supreme Court at its word and honor her marriage when she
finds a suitable candidate.
The search is on. A press conference will kick off the event on
Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 at 2:00 p.m. at the Little Owl in Lake
Worth, Florida located at 527 N. Dixie Highway. At this time, Ms.
Steiner is expected to announce her decision to search for a suitable
corporation to marry. There have been rumors circulating that a number
of potential corporate grooms are already in the running (including
green colored corporate persons).
So mark you calendars, tell your friends, and spread the word: if
corporations are persons, then let us celebrate the end of
discrimination against them by permitting them to get married just like
everyone else... well, almost everyone else. See you there!!!
This event is sponsored by Move to Amend Florida, PBC Green Party, and
Progressive Democrats of America.For more on Move to Amend, go to
www.movetoamend.org <http://www.movetoamend.org/>.
Contact: Ms. Suki DeJong 561-352-1108 or Ms. Bonnie Redding 561-762-8191.
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