<smile>  Good prank.  I hadn't heard of US Uncut until now.

Perhaps GE found itself so inundated with praise that they'll think about 
actually doing this.

Cheers,
Lawry


On Apr 13, 2011, at 1:14 PM, michael gurstein wrote:

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> M
>  
>  -----Original Message-----
> From: [email protected] 
> [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of US Uncut, Carl Gibson
> Sent: Wednesday, April 13, 2011 9:27 AM
> To: gurstein-gmail.com
> Subject: GE returns billions... NOT. GE retaliates.
> 
> April 13, 2011
> FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
> Contact:
> Blair Fitzgibbon 202-503-6141 [email protected]
> Duncan Meisel 512-657-9124 [email protected]
> Carl Gibson 601-454-6443 [email protected]
> The Yes Lab [email protected]
> GE Returns Billions to Public... NOT
> USA Today, AP fall for US Uncut ploy; GE stock loses billions
> 
> Washington, DC - US Uncut, a burgeoning grassroots movement pressuring 
> corporate tax cheats to pay their fair share, posted today a fake GE press 
> release announcing that they would return their illegitimate (but legal) $3.2 
> billion tax refund, and that they would lobby to close the sort of corporate 
> tax loopholes that had allowed them to skip taxes in the first place. Several 
> major media outlets, including USA Today, ran the story as true. (Here is a 
> link to the original USA Today story; here is the first article debunking the 
> release.)
> 
> US Uncut quickly reacted with another release pretending to praise GE for 
> this entirely unpredictable, unlikely, and in fact impossible act.
> 
> "This action showed us how the world could work," said US Uncut spokesperson 
> Carl Gibson. "For a brief moment people believed that the biggest corporate 
> tax dodger had a change of heart and actually did the right thing. But the 
> only way anything like this is really going to happen is if we change the 
> laws that allow corporate tax avoidance in the first place."
> 
> In the period the hoax was believed, GE's stock plunged by .6% (far more than 
> the value of the supposed return), then quickly recovered as soon as it 
> became apparent the press had been duped. "Obviously, GE can't possibly be 
> expected to do the right thing voluntarily; their stock would keep plunging," 
> noted Gibson. "That's why we must change the law."
> 
> "GE's tax avoidance is unpatriotic, it's undemocratic, it's unfair," said 
> Andrew Boyd, a US Uncut spokesperson. "It might be legal, but that's only 
> because GE has used its money and lobbying influence to buy the loopholes 
> they're now taking advantage of."
> 
> US Uncut developed the project with help from the Yes Lab 
> (http://www.yeslab.org/).
> 
> US Uncut, a grassroots movement organized through social media, connects 
> corporate tax cheating to cuts in valuable public services. The group has 
> lead over 100 actions nationwide against corporations who do not pay their 
> fair share in taxes, bringing protests directly to the front door of 
> corporate retail stores. US Uncut will hold more than 80 such events over the 
> course of the upcoming Tax Day weekend.
> 
> "Billionaire corporations profit from the system of public services set-up by 
> the government. It only makes sense for them to pay their fair share, just 
> like everyone else," said Gibson. "No corporation is an island, even if they 
> hide all their profits in tropical tax havens."
> 
> "While we all pay our taxes this weekend, Congress just passed the largest 
> spending cuts in US history, much of it to social programs and investments 
> for our country's future," said US Uncut DC organizer George Taghi, "Instead 
> of slashing public services like Head Start and Pell Grants, why not go after 
> corporations who don't bother to pay any taxes at all?"
> 
> Composed of self-organized citizens through social media, including Facebook 
> and Twitter, the magnetic message of US Uncut has spread like populist 
> wildfire. Anger is rising as Americans are being forced to endure brutal cuts 
> at both the federal and state-level, for a budget crisis they did not cause. 
> Over $100 billion estimated annually could be gained, if corporations ended 
> practices of tax avoidance.
> 
> "Billionaire corporations have already abandoned America for foreign tax 
> havens," said US Uncut spokesperson Ryan Clayton, "They pay zero income taxes 
> here, hold their profits in international banks, and ship millions of 
> American jobs overseas. That is un-American."
> 
> For more information, please visit http://USuncut.org
> For time & locations of all the upcoming actions: http://USuncut.org/actions
> 
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