Now that the Soviet Union is gone, there is no "governor" on Capitalism. The psychiatrist and neurologist Iain McGilchrist places such sociopathic thinking to a damaged right from lobe in the brain. Not enough culture when they were children. They are without Foundation other than the nipple of the Wall Street Dug.
REH From: futurework-boun...@lists.uwaterloo.ca [mailto:futurework-boun...@lists.uwaterloo.ca] On Behalf Of Arthur Cordell Sent: Saturday, May 25, 2013 3:15 PM To: ottawadissent...@yahoogroups.com; 'RE-DESIGNING WORK, INCOME DISTRIBUTION, EDUCATION' Subject: [Futurework] FW: Fly A la Carte Air'. Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, Sir. May I see your ticket.????? Passenger: Sure.!!!!! Attendant: You are in seat 12B. That will be $5, Please.!! Passenger: What For ????? Attendant: For telling you where to sit. Passenger: But I already knew where to sit. Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat-locator fee of $5. It's the airline's new policy. Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay it. Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not? Passenger: Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear about this. Attendant: Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you? Passenger: That would be swell, thanks. Attendant: No problem (grunts). Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please. Passenger: What? Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee. Passenger: This is extortion. I won't stand for it. Attendant: Actually, you're right - you can't stand. You need to sit, and fasten your seat belt. We're about to push back from the gate. But first I need that $10. Passenger: No way. Attendant: Sir, if you don't comply, I will be forced to call the Air Marshal. And you really don't want me to do that. Passenger: Why not? Is he going to shoot me? Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee. Passenger: Oh, all right, here - take the $10. I can't believe this. Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you? Passenger: Yes. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to work. Can you fix it? Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir. Just insert two quarters into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes. Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air? Attendant: Of course not, sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents. Passenger: I don't have any quarters. Can you make change for a dollar? Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go! Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar. Attendant: Yes, there's a change-making fee of 25 cents. Passenger: For cryin' out loud. All I have left is a lousy quarter? Whatever will I do with it? Attendant: Hang on to it. You'll need it later for the lavatory. . Thank YOU for flying 'Ala Carte Air'. ........................... <http://www.incredimail.com/?id=621159&did=10501&ppd=2820%2c201206281812%2c9 %2c1%2c748938990420551963&rui=152722412&app_test_id=0&sd=20130508> Bon Voyage! <http://www.incredimail.com/?id=621159&did=10501&ppd=2820%2c201206281812%2c9 %2c1%2c748938990420551963&rui=152722412&app_test_id=0&sd=20130508> <http://www2l.incredimail.com/gcontent/stamps/new2011/pixel.gif?upn=74893899 0420551963>
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