> As luck would have it I was outside Ed's window on that hot and windy
> day. A large falling object struck me on the head and after being
> momentarily stunned I picked it up and looked at it. It was stamped "Top
> Secret" but since it had bonked me I felt I had every right to open it up
> and find out who was bonking me. The contents were anti-climactic. Just a
> bunch of departmental re-organization plans and a proposal for a move to a
> new office building.
>
>
> Tom Walker
> Sandwichman and Deconsultant
> Bowen Island
> (604) 947-2213
>
I'll take this one more round and then quit. I promise. I don't believe
Tom. He wasn't there. What the document contained was a federal plan to
launch the National Energy Program, Stage Two, which would have shut down
all of the oil and gas wells in Alberta, forcing Albertans to migrate to
British Columbia, or so I heard through the grape vine. The plan was so
secret that only one document was produced - the one which flew out of my
window. It was never found. Alberta, and British Columbia even more so,
were saved. The adage should therefore be: "It's a good wind which blows no
ill!"
That's it. Personally, I can't take any more!!
Ed
