Samuelson, as a "neo-classical" economist is frequently panned on this
list. However, I was amused a few days ago to discover one change he's made
over the years to the implicit sexism he betrays in the first edition
(1948) of his "Economics" (page 540) where he illustrated an example of
comparative advantage by writing of a male lawyer and his female typist.
(The point of this story being that although the lawyer is a faster typist
than his female employee, it still pays them both for him not to type [and
intrude on his time as a lawyer earning lots of fees] because his typist
doesn't know much about law.) In the 1989 edition (page 902) the lawyer has
become a women. And, yes, the typist has become a mere male!

Sexism normally doesn't come up on FW but we touched upon the subject a day
or two ago and, this morning, I've just read in the New York Times of
ghastly things that women do to their bodies in order to remain
young-looking (appended below). I suppose some would say that it's all
men's fault that women feel they have to look young. On behalf of men, I'll
accept some responsibility, 'cos I must say that I still like to look at
attractive young ladies, but not all. This morning, for example, my
better-half�in her 60s, like me�spent half-an-hour doing her face and
deciding what clothes to wear before going out to have lunch with an old
teacher friend of hers (in her 70s). I cannot think why, if it's men's
fault, that she should have spent so much time at trying to look younger.
(Though perhaps she has secretly has a toyboy somewhere!)

But men are at this cosmetic malarky, too. So I think that this attempt to
look young is more generally part of our widespread death-denial. In our
materialist society we are afraid of death more than ever before. We
scarcely ever mention it. We don't have a philosophy or religion that's
really fit for our times. This denial of death is but one of the
unconscious assumptions that Whitehead wrote about in his book, "A Bible
Fit for Children":

"Do not direct your attention to those intellectual positions which
[controversialists] feel it necessary to defend. The more important
elements of a culture are to be found in fundamental assumptions which
adherents of all the variant beliefs within the epoch unconsciously
presuppose."

Anyway, to come down to earth and a strange new treatment in the offing,
here's the article which prompted this posting:

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PRETTY POISON
By Maureen Dowd

Five years ago, Anna Quindlen wrote that there were three stages in the
life span of women: pre-Babe, Babe and post-Babe.

Now there are four: pre-Babe, Babe, Botox Babe and Cher.

Baby boomer babes don't want to be post-anything, even if it means freezing
their faces into freakish death masks.

The Times's Alex Kuczynski wrote on Thursday about imminent F.D.A. approval
for cosmetic use of Botox � the botulism neurotoxin � to paralyze muscles
and erase wrinkles.

"It is now rare in certain social enclaves," she observed, "to see a woman
over the age of 35 with the ability to look angry."

A face with character is pass�. A face without expression is chic.

Dr. Nancy Etcoff, a Harvard psychologist who wrote "Survival of the
Prettiest," was quoted as saying that in Botox Nation, "We will look at
wrinkles the way we look at cracked or discolored teeth � remnants of the
past." She added, "It is as though we have given up on authenticity."

Women have put more faith in artifice than authenticity for ages.

Shakespeare wrote in his sonnets about women fighting " 'gainst Time's
scythe" and "Time's thievish progress" by primping and painting � "fairing
the foul with art's false borrow'd face."

>From Victorian corsets to the silicone-gel bra, from hennaed hair and
pupil-dilating belladonna drops to nose bobs and collagen-swollen lips,
women have always sought to look younger and prettier and more fecund.
According to Dr. Etcoff, men simply gravitate like zombies toward a
"maximally fertile woman, or at least one who looks that way."

Feminism was supposed to release women from the tyranny of the unnatural
ideal. But the ideal is more unnatural than ever. In the immortal words of
Patricia Wexler, a New York dermatologist who caters to uncrinkled
celebrities: "A scowl is a totally unnecessary expression."

The explosive popularity of Botox (men use it, too) is an irony wrapped in
a paradox for women. After all these years of trying to train men to
respond better to emotional cues, women are making it even harder by
erasing the emotion from their faces. 

Actresses are caught in a cosmetic Catch-22. They must look young to get
juicy roles, so they do Botox, which makes it impossible to play juicy roles.

"Their faces can't really move properly," complained the "Moulin Rouge"
director Baz Luhrmann, who pines for the frowns of yesterface.

Men long carped that women were not suited for the workplace or the White
House because they were too transparently emotional. So now will men,
confronted with blank-faced brigades of Botox babes, carp that women are
too opaque and blas�?

Women are evolving backward � becoming more focused on their looks than
ever. The only "progress" is that some are now willing to own up to extreme
cosmetological exertions.

We may be at war with terrorists, but the cover of the new People magazine
is a post-eye-job, creaseless Greta Van Susteren, who proclaims that with
her plastic surgery, "I've made it safe for other people."

As one journalist drolly notes, "Tim Russert is the last person standing in
network news who can definitely still scowl."

There's nothing wrong with self- improvement � except when it literally
becomes self-effacement. 

In the movie "Brazil," the director Terry Gilliam envisioned a nightmare
future of shrink-wrapped visages and in-house plastic surgeons. A doctor
assures a rubbery socialite that he can make her look 20 years younger, "25
if we just drain the excess fluids from the pouches."

New York doctors are already envisioning princess-to-frog (or dog)
scenarios in which men marry smooth-faced women and, four months and no
Botox injections later, wake up next to a Shar-Pei.

Maintenance is tricky, and if you get the wrong doctor, you could find
yourself in Picasso's Blue Period.

It's too much to hope, given our jones for things age-defying, that a Botox
backlash will take root and that women who wince and grow worry lines will
have an exotic mystique.

But Robert Redford recently called expressionless beauty a bit ugly: "You
end up looking body-snatched."

At least there's one guy who likes the way we were.
>>>>

�New York Times, 10 February 2001





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