REH wrote:  As for Hikikomori, at this point my wife would argue that chat
groups are the older male version of such things for the non-Japanese.
"Keep off my computer!" My ex-wife who is a psycho-analyst has joined my
current spouse adding that it obviously is a variation on computer neurosis
and are seeking grants together to see if they can help their poor "friend."
I would have never have believed that anything could have gotten those two
together but there may be a market emerging here with chat groups as a cure
for hostility within split families with the resultant  help for the
children who refuse to come out of the closet or kitchen (so to speak).
The grant argues that the problem is caused by a viral worm named "big boy"
that attacks both the young and the retired as well as those in high and low
IQs.  The Bourgeoisie seem not to interest the bug.   One note is that it
seems to attack some women as well but they seem to eventually throw off the
bug or wall it off into a quarantined corner of their psyche where it lurks
like the intermittent cold germ.

A few preventive measures to be taken when one suspects they are infected
with 'Big Boy' chat group virus:

1. Take a brisk walk for at least 30 minutes.  You need fresh air and to
move the numb lower half of your torso.  Swing arms energetically to
stimulate better blood circulation to your brain.  Rotate neck and
shoulders.  Ignore strangers gaping nervously.  Try not to look lost.
2. Go to the kitchen and make spaghetti sauce from scratch, bake yeast
bread, alphabetize your spices, pull odds and ends from the junk drawer,
throw away jars without lids, clean the stovetop or refrigerator.  These are
all necessary maintenance functions, equally important for good mental
health and do not involve the keyboard, the mouse, loose cables or file
management.
3. Stand in the shower and sing whatever you think you can fake your way
through.  Sing with gusto.  Your ears need to hear other things besides the
click of the keyboard and hum of the cpu.  If you find you are standing,
blinking at the shower wall, hands over the faucet, do yourself a favor and
turn the water to cold to shock yourself out of monitor hypnosis.
4. Go to the library, workplace, coffee shop, book store, market or train
station and try to have a semi-decent conversation with strangers,
preferably friendly ones.  Chances are you will return to your chat group
refreshed, invigorated and grateful.

If you have been gone from your computer for less than 5 hours, your
infection is confirmed.  If gone less than 3 hours, you have a bad case.  If
gone less than 1 hour, call cousin Ray and sign up for singing lessons - you
need immediate treatment.

KWC



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