----- Original Message ----- From: Larry Morningstar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, July 29, 2003 2:58 PM Subject: Divine Humor: Monastery of Silence
> >>Divine Humor > > Monastery of Silence > > Brother John entered the 'Monastery of Silence' and the chief monk said, > "Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are welcome here as long as you > like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so." > > Brother John lived in the monastery for 5 years before the chief monk > said to him: "Brother John, you have been here 5 years now, you may speak > two words." > > Brother John said, "Hard Bed." > > "I'm sorry to hear that," the chief monk said. "We will get you a better > bed." > > After another 5 years, Brother John was called by the chief monk. "You > may say another two words Brother John." > > "Cold Food," said Brother John, and the chief monk assured him that the > food would be better in the future. > > On his 15th anniversary at the monastery, the chief monk again called > Brother John into his office. > > "What are your two words you want to say today." > > "I Quit," said Brother John. > > "I'm not surprised," said the chief monk. "You've done nothing but whine > and complain since you got here." > > ***** > Courtesy of Vera Dyrgas via VALENTINA SANGHAKORN > via Hope Angelica > > Larry Morningstar > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > http://www.freeyourself.net/Prosperity4U > http://www.gmtiassociate.com/larrymorningstar.htm > > > *:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:* > > *:-.,_,.-:*'``' Divine Humor eMail List '``'*:-.,_,.-:* > > *:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:* > > > Laughter is healing for the soul. > Funny stories, jokes, riddles, conundrums. > Not your run of the mill stuff. > Low Volume: usually once a week or less. > > To subscribe to this list: > just send a message with the words: > "subscribe: Divine Humor eMail List" > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > To unsubscribe from this list: > just send a message with the words: > "unsubscribe: Divine Humor eMail List" > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > *:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:* > > Toward the Fun! > > *:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:*'``'*:-.,_,.-:* > > > _______________________________________________ Futurework mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://scribe.uwaterloo.ca/mailman/listinfo/futurework
