[Futurework] Things are not always as they seemed.

[Ray Evans Harrell]

Common media joke about Bill Clinton: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton? Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Clinton doesn't know the difference. The Presidential Infidelity Quiz 1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being     too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack? 2. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office? 3. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister? 4. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband -     and was branded an "adulterer" during his reelection campaign? 5. Which president (prior to becoming president) wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife     while he was engaged to someone else? 6. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal secretary? 7. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat closet -     at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them? 8. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about the     *other* president who made love in a closet (the one in Question 7)? 9. Which vice president was ticked off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests     was more impressive than the president's? 10. Which president, when he was in college, loved showing off his manhood (which he named "Jumbo")? BONUS QUESTION: Before he became president, what was John F. Kennedy's nickname in Palm Beach? a. Jack Rabbit b. Jumpin' Jack c. Mattress Jack ANSWERS 1. John F. Kennedy 2. Lyndon B. Johnson 3. Thomas Jefferson 4. Andrew Jackson 5. George Washington 6. Franklin D. Roosevelt 7. Warren G. Harding 8. John F. Kennedy 9. Lyndon B. Johnson 10. Lyndon B. Johnson BONUS QUESTION ANSWER:  C Which President of the above was a Southern Baptist fundamentalist Christian?  Harding    Church of Christ hyper-fundamentalist (no instrumental music in church) Christian?  Johnson   Catholic? Kennedy  Anglican?  Washington   Not religious?   Jefferson, Jackson,    What profligate fundamentalist husband promised his wife to "be good" and be a good image for their daughter, took refuge in "messing around" rather than "going all the way?"     Clihton   When did "messing around" become "going all the way?"    After Clinton was elected. It seems that sex like "old art" all depends upon the context.    See I.A. Richards    Practical Criticism for contextual evalutions of old art.    See Republican Legislators for how that relates to sex.    Serious rethinking of previous media joke What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton? Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Clinton knew it was all a matter of context but his context was "out of date."     "It all depends upon what 'is' is", when and who's after you.     REH just fooling around on a toxic day.