Will Master Weidner please cease and desist? ;)

Just kidding. I blame it on Gremlins you see. I watched this movie the other 
night and it did a good job explaining how cute cuddly creature + water + 
feeding after midnight may be responsible for JIRA/Wiki downtime. 
Hypothetically, some Zend engineer could be keeping a few furry pets in the 
basement below Zend's server farm. Come midnight US Pacific time (after a 
feeding session on any leftovers remaining in Zend's canteen), they enter a 
cocoon stage before emerging as green scaled creatures who commence running 
riot and taking out the JIRA server each night. It's remotely possible they are 
aware of how irritating this is (the Gremlin with the glasses seemed of above 
average intelligence in the movie so it seems a fair assumption) but I can't 
yet identify a motive. Perhaps Gremlins need no motive? May I propose Bill, 
Darby and Matthew put together a crack team of Gremlin exterminators? The movie 
suggested Gremlin + Microwave is a highly explosive method
 of extermination. Gremlins also appear to aggregate around flammable alcohol. 
A few bottles of Paddy Power in the right place...

Hypothetically, you understand...;)
 
Pádraic Brady
http://blog.astrumfutura.com
http://www.patternsforphp.com


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From: Ryan Boyd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: till <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Cc: Thomas Weidner <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; Michał Minicki <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; 
[email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, September 18, 2007 4:51:13 PM
Subject: Re: [fw-general] Jira is down...

Jira issues again :(

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On 9/17/07, till <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> On 9/17/07, Thomas Weidner <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Definitly not...
> >
> > I AM NOT THE FAULT !!!!!!
>
> You just work too much on it. :P C'mon, just admit it!!!
>
> Till
>







      
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