Uh Oh... You've crossed sci-fi storylines. Talk about opening up a riff in the Star Wrek time-space continuum.
On Sun, 2007-05-13 at 22:47 -0400, Simón Ruiz wrote: > On 5/12/07, Vern Ceder <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Arrgh!! Not another ST:NG spacetime continuum/time travel paradox!! I > > know - maybe if I travel back in time I can set Charlie's system time > > correctly and none of this will ever happen... ;-) > > Vern, no! > > I'm here from the future to give you a message. It was you going back > in time that threw his system clock out of alignment to begin with! > You were trying to be helpful, but ended up tripping some very > sensitive extra-terrestrial security counter-measures. > > In my time, you have all died as an indirect result of that > tampering...most of the planet has. The few of us that are left are > forced to live in caves, to fend off the roving Centauri and Orion > armies with rocks and sharp sticks... > > I managed to recover Charlie's time machine after the Orions > neutralized him. I was able to jury-rig it to work, but had only > enough fuel left for one trip so I spent decades poring the history > scrolls. I think I found the right pressure point in time and place to > push in order prevent this all from happening. > > I needed to come stop you from going back, to stop you from messing > with that acursed Centauri system clock. The Orions must not be > alerted to Charlie's presence, his cover must be kept. The neutral > zone must remain stable! > > Everything depends on it. The future is in your hands... > > Help me, Vern Ceder, you're my only hope. > > > After all, everyone knows that the only way to fix the mess caused by > > time travel is more time travel... > > > > Rob Ludwick wrote: > > > You know after reading through this thread, I feel like I'm in one of > > > those bad (or good depending on your point of view) Star Trek episodes > > > where a riff in space-time has been opened, and only Data can fix it by > > > putting the chronotons in all three reference frames at the same time. > > > > > > --R > > There was more than one of those? > _______________________________________________ Fwlug mailing list [email protected] http://fortwaynelug.org/mailman/listinfo/fwlug_fortwaynelug.org
