I would like to acknowledge Rick Klement, Bart Lateur, Matthew Byng-Maddick, Keith Ivey and Sean McAfee for all finding the wacky "Tall Trees"/"Toothpicks" solution.
-p $_ x=$|--&y|||c&~(y|a|||y|e|||y|i|||y|o|||y|u|||y|y||) 57 klem -nl ($.|y|||c|y|a|||y|e|||y|i|||y|o|||y|u|||y|y||)&1||print 59 bart -n 1&($.|~y|||c|y|a|||y|e|||y|i|||y|o|||y|u|||y|y||)||print 59 byng -ln 1&($.|y|o|||y|e|||y|u|||y|a|||y|i|||y|y|||y|||c)||print 59 ivey -ln 1&($.|y|||c|y|a|||y|e|||y|i|||y|o|||y|u|||y|y||)||print 59 sean -p 1&($.|~y|||c|y|a|||y|e|||y|i|||y|o|||y|u|||y|y||)&&y|||cd 60 byng You might say that Rick's is the best because it is the shortest. On the other hand, Matthew's 60-stroke solution has the highest ratio of | characters to golf score, as shown below. klem 57 27 0.4737 bart 59 30 0.5085 byng 59 30 0.5085 ivey 59 30 0.5085 sean 59 30 0.5085 byng 60 31 0.5167 /-\ndrew