Good news everyone! Excuse exclamation marks abound, but this message is all about a set of new secret operators I thought of, all based on the exclamation sign. The boolean negation is not really often used, but when is, the brevity of "!" cannot be overestimated.
Anyway, here's a set of conditional decrement/increment operators: $x +=!! $y is same as $x++ if $y; $x -=!! $y -- $x-- if $y; $x +=! $y -- $x++ unless $y; $x -=! $y -- $x-- unless $y; and for the completeness sake, $x *=!! $y -- $x = 0 unless $y , $x *=! $y -- $x = 0 if $y; This bunch, I think, can be appropriately named "screwdriver operators": -=! and -=!! - flathead +=! and +=!! - phillips *=! and *=!! - torx I don't know what name fits best to distinguish between ! and !! versions though. But that's not all. There's also a binary form for the increment and decrement: $x +!!+ $y -- $x + ( $y ? 1 : 0); $x -!!- $y -- $x - ( $y ? 1 : 0); $x +!+ $y -- $x + ( $y ? 0 : 1); $x -!- $y -- $x - ( $y ? 0 : 1); These actually are not completely useless. Consider the often-used calculation of how many buckets are required for a number of items, with max items per bucket. The usual form is $n = int( $items / $max) + (( $items % $max) ? 1 : 0); whereas $n = int( $items / $max) +!!+ $items % $max; is both more short and elegant :) Again, I don't know how to name these four. And finally, we come to the useless ones, which I found funny but unfortunately completely impractical. Here's a not-or (NOR) boolean operator that only reliably operates on 0s and 1s as arguments (actually on a bit more than that, but it's not that interesting): 0 !~! 0 = 1 0 !~! 1 = 0 1 !~! 0 = 0 1 !~! 1 = 0 This one I named the Tesla operator, because it somehow resembles two electrodes with a spark between them. And finally, for the pure fun of it - two boolean constants, !() -- true !%! -- false These two deserve to be named the Mongolian constants, because !%! really resembles that soyombo thingy on the mongolian national flag ( http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Flag_of_Mongolia.svg/125px-Flag_of_Mongolia.svg.png ). I was even tempted to say Mongolian Tao constants, because the thingy actually contains the yin-yang sign, which can be also thought as a graphical representation of a non-boolean, yet definitely binary logic :) -- Sincerely, Dmitry Karasik