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Clever Business Signs

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Some Very Clever Business Signs

1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right
place."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed
up." <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all
heels."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband
fixed."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call
us."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



6) Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one
weak."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



7) At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next
blowout."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your
nose?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



9) At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want
tows."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your
shorts."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



11) In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and put you out."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2
business."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



13) On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is
expensive."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



14) At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a
car payment." <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



15) Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



16) At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your
payment. However, if you don't, you will be
de-Lighted."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>



17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Please drive carefully.
<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/clever-business-signs.html>We'll wait."



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