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- There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools, but not near
girl’s college. Why?

- COZ vehicles automatically go slow.
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One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…

Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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A lady at the far end of the bar waves her arm in the air to get the
attention of the waiter and by doing that, exposes her hairy armpit.

Down the other end of the bar is a very drunk man who says "Hey, get the
ballerina a drink would you."

"How do you know she's a ballerina?"

"Well, no one else would get their leg up that high."
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Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre:

"Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest <http://smsguru.in/>paid
call girl"

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