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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God,
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Marriage is a threering circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and
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For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by
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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage
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Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive,
they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40
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The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that
were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I
now pronounce you man and
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Reason Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: All the DNA is the
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I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring
the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the checkout line pushing a
cart piled high with
groceries.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>




Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward
looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like
to buy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more
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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor
and his wife were told there would be a 45minute wait for a table. "Young
man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45
minutes." They were seated
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The reason congressmen try so hard to get reelected is that they would hate
to have to make a living under the laws they've
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All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down he aisle.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father
and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded
with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled
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As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
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Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your
casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what
would you like them to
say?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>




Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine
spiritual leader, and a great family man." Eugene commented: "I would like
them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge
difference in people's lives." Al said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's
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Smith climbs to the top of Mt.Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to
you?" The Lord replies, "A
minute."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>




Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies,
"A penny." <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>




Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a
minute."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>




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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every
evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with
anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy What do you think I should
do?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>




"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me,
exactly where is Larry's
bar?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>




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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request,
dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly. "Six months after I
die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she
said. With his last breath John said, "I
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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I
have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man
replied, "My wife is poisoning
me."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>




The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then
pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should
I do?"<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>




The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I
can find out and I'll let you
know."<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>




A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife.
I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" The man
said yes and the Rabbi! replied, "Take the
poison<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-funnies-on-life.html>
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