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She is a woman

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to

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So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
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