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At Heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address
System: 'Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas ! Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please
report to Reception'.

Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived ex Surat, goes red with anger.
He goes to the reception, and shouts loudly to the English receptionist.

The following conversation must go into history books of cock-ups:

Ranchhodbhai: 'Madar Chod ! I am Ranchhod........ '

Receptionist: 'Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not the name I have
here.. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas.........'

Ranchhodbhai: 'Arrey Bhenchod, I am NOT Madar chod !!!'

Receptionist: 'So are you Mr. R.A. Ben or Mr. R.A. Chod ? Is your surname
Ben or Chod ?'

Ranchhodbhai: (now really really pissed) 'Chootia taari ! I am
Ranchhod........'

Receptionist: 'Excellent sir, so who is Chootia Tari then ???'

Whenupon a Chinese guy turns up at the Reception and says: 'Were you calling
me ?'

Receptionist: 'Who are you?'

Chinese Guy: 'I am Choo Tia.....'

Whereupon Ranchhodbhai decides to fly back to
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