*The Christian Bear*

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods "What majestic trees! What
powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he
continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes.
Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw
that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and
he tried to run even faster.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw
the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist
cried out: "Oh my God..."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

It was then that a bright light shone down upon the man and a voice came out
of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach
others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you
expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me
to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you
make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out.

And the sounds of the forest resumed.

Then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this
food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful.


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