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SCIENCE EXAM Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group...<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/> If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers. Some of them are hysterical. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/science-exam.html>you be eight. More Jokes & Humor for U !-) ( click on the links below ) | Marvel that is an Engineer - The Great<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/marvel-that-is-an-engineer-the-great.html> | Rajnikanth facts<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/rajnikanth-facts.html> | Exam Special <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/exam-special.html> | | The Resignation Letter<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/the-resignation-letter.html> | Honest HR Question - Answers<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/honest-hr-question-answers.html> | Survey on LIPSTICK<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/survey-on-lipstick.html> | .......................................................................................... Love More Cool Mails? Must Join Group ! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funlok/join/> Forward this mail to Your Friends If You Liked... ! [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
