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Train mein I mosquito Chinese ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha
gaya.

Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha "khareedoge
kya !!!"


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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se
voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.


Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis's son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.


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Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai
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