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Lady standing at bus stop taking Whisper pack in her hand.

Begger: Bai kuch dede.
Lady: No change.
Beggar: Ye bread ka packet de de.
Lady: Kal aana, JAM laga ke dungi. <http://smsguru.in/>



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A man with big tummy go for walk in lungi.

One girl jokingly ask :"Ye matka kitne ka?"

He lift lungi & says "naal ke saath 450 ka." <http://smsguru.in/>



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Aaple Computers announced today the development of a chip that can be
implanted into a woman's breast and play music.

The i-Tit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women
are always moaning that men just stare at their tits and never listen to
them!!! <http://smsguru.in/>



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Who's the most popular guy at a nude beach?
The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and seven donuts.

Who's the most popular girl at a nude beach?
The girl who can eat the seventh <http://smsguru.in/>donut.



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