*Mother Teresa and God*

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Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly Gates.
"Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked

"I could eat," Mother Teresa

So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread and they
began to share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looked down
into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters,
pheasants, and pastries. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remained


The next day God again invited her to join him for a meal. Again, it was
tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa could see the denizens of Hell
enjoying lamb, turkey, venison, and delicious desserts. Still she said
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The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. She
couldn't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she asked, "God, I am grateful
to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But
here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread and in the
Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand

God sighed. "Let's be honest

He said, ". . . for just two people, it doesn't pay to


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