Drinks All Around ( Funnny JOKE )







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A
drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender
(with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour
yourself one, and give me the bill."

So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00. The drunk
says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the
street.

The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says (with a
drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour
yourself one, and give me the bill."

The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he can't 
possibly be
stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the
doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the
drunk a bill for $67.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living 
daylights
out of him, then throws him out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says (with a
drunken slur), "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the
bill. In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this
time?"

The drunk replies, "You !!?? No way! You get too violent when you
drink.



































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