Here's my lat email from Howard Sherman. Happy Gaming Crash ----- Original Message ----- From: "Howard Sherman" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Gary" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, September 17, 2006 8:01 AM Subject: Malinche Delivers Legal Tax Evasion
> Dear Fiction Fan, > > I figured out a way for you to pocket more money as you beat the tax > system. > I looked at it from every possible angle and concluded it was bulletproof. > > I consulted Malinche's own Certified Public Accountant and even went out > of my way to confer with two other prominent CPAs near the Malinche > offices > > All three of these respected tax and accounting professionals agree that > my > plan to beat the system is flawless, airtight and legal. > > They called my idea "legal magic"; a discovery of a legal loophole that > just > won't last long. > > Pay close attention and I will tell you exactly how you can avoid paying > taxes right here and right now in this email. > > On October 1st, 2006 The State of New Jersey is implementing a sales tax > on > all intangible AND tangible items purchased over the Internet. > > Malinche Entertainment Corporation is a New Jersey corporation. > > Therefore all our interactive fiction titles will be subject to 7% sales > tax to all customers whether you live in New Jersey or not. > > You heard me - It doesn't matter if you live in Iowa, England or > India. Whenever you purchase a product from a New Jersey company online > you're paying 7% New Jersey sales tax as of October 1, 2006. > > I think this law is ridiculous and except for moving the entire company > out of state (Las Vegas comes to mind....) there is no way we can avoid > it. > > If you purchase a Malinche game on or after October 1st it's going to cost > you > 7% percent more. That's the law of the land. > > Now here's how you beat the system -- > > BUY AS MANY MALINCHE GAMES AS YOU CAN RIGHT NOW AND DODGE THE TAX. > > Stock up for Christmas, grab that title you've always wanted, or what have > you. Now is the time. > > Even if you're in the middle of a Malinche adventure at the moment, > there's > no harm in picking up your next adventure now and saving yourself 7%. > > Avoid the extra expense of paying sales tax and order as many Malinche > titles > as you can right now and you can make this tax legally disappear. > > Beat the tax system right now. Shop online at > http://clicks.aweber.com/z/ct/?oI5Lh.R_4oo8mHjul8RYJg > > > Howard A. Sherman > Implementor > http://www.malinche.net > 1070 Highway 34 Suite P Matawan, NJ 07747 > > To unsubscribe or change subscriber options visit: > http://www.aweber.com/z/r/?TAzMDByctCwMzIyMHEzs > _______________________________________________ Gamers mailing list .. [email protected] To unsubscribe send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can visit http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org to make any subscription changes via the web.
