Hi Phil, Hahahaha! I swear you crack me up some times. I love it.
On 4/13/13, Phil Vlasak <phi...@bex.net> wrote: > Games we'd like to play. > Fifty Shades of Dark. > Allison visits Dark at his company's headquarters where she finds him > working out his patented fifty shades of blindness that had earned him a PHD > > and eventually a fortune. > It was like a handicap in bowling in which your light perception could be > plotted on a scale where 0 was total blindness and 50 was total sight. > Then when buying an appliance or playing a game, all the person had to do > was type in their Dark number and the game or device would instantly be > adjusted to their specific visual needs. > As she entered his office, she tripped on a wire strung along the door frame > > and fell on her face. Dark was standing behind his desk looking out the > window observing the comings and goings of the people far down below. At the > > sound of her scream, Dark swung around and smiled. He was an impressive > figure, two meters tall dressed in black, with his left arm in a sling > because of a recent dueling wound. > "I see you don't understand the protocol of addressing me. You must bow to > the great and hugely entertaining dark, before entering my office. Only > then will the trip wire be withdrawn. > Allison spoke, "I was told your are the top authority on blind games and the > > most informative source on the subject in the world. > > Dark nodded, "Yes that is true my dear. Now what would you like to ask me?" > > "There has been a rumor that you received your wounded left wrist not from a > > fencing battle but from playing too much Swamp. Is this not true? > Dark frowned, saying, "Drat you have me there woman. I have a bad case of > mouse wrist syndrome. But pleas do not mention it to my adoring fans. They > all think I am indestructible." > > She raised her pen int he air and said, I have only one more question for > you and the whole destiny of the world hangs on your answer." > Continued in the next issue of > Audyssey Magazine. > > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
