Hi Dark, Lol! I have to say this was a pretty funny spoof.
Cheers! On 5/1/13, dark <[email protected]> wrote: > Hello gamers. > > Welcome to this new audio action puzzle game, the latest release from > dropdead entertainment, the same company who brought you such classic audio > games as aliens in my backside, mucky business and rusty penny. > > The object of the game is simple, change as many gamers minds as possible as > to what operating system they will use. To do this, various gamers are > stacked in 9 piles of 13 each (don't ask how we get them to stay in a stack, > ---- it involves nails). Each will say the system they prefer as you arrow > over them, systems can be windows, lynux, mac, pocket calculator or abacus, > and the gamers' screams of pain (remember the nails?), will increase to > indicate the size of the stack. > > Each turn you must position one gamer atop a stack. Placing 3 or more with a > similar preference together, and they will be removed from the game and > added to your score. > > The game also comes with the following mmodes: > > Limited user base, in which you must convince only a set number of gamers > which is the right operating system (the rest don't matter), and dynamite > power user, which is the same as the main game accept that any gamers who > fail to make their minds up (despite the nails), will be blown up with > dynamite. > > Reacting change may be installed on all platforms, however note that to > install the game you must first install a copy of the game, since without a > copy of the game already installed it will be impossible to register the > files the game needs to install, also note that the game needs to be > installed in whatever directory your planning to install the game into, > other directories won't work. > > The game can be perchiced directly from Drop dead entertainment for the > small price of ten thousand dollars. This is a reduction from the price of > twenty thousand dollars we charged for our previous titles, so though there > is no demo of the game we think the price is quite reasonable! > > For those users who prefer, the game may also be perchiced from the crap > store on various systems. > > Also, we are very proud of the new security system we have for the game, > which is not to sell any copies, since that way we will lose nothing to > piracy either, and we think this is best for our customers and ourselves. > > So what are you waiting for! go and download reacting change now, ---- or > else! > > > Yours sincerely, john mcslaughter, ceo drop dead entertainment! > --- > Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [email protected]. > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]. > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to [email protected]. > --- Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [email protected]. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [email protected].
