Aw, you poor thing! Just write the code and send it to the beta team.
That's what they're for. (more evil grin)
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Draconis" <[email protected]>
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, September 16, 2013 7:44 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Game: Over.
Now now, Scott, haven't we told you…those poultry XP systems can't hold up
to the riggers of a 10 second audio game with the kind of state-of-the-art
audio quality that Game Over has. I mean, we'd have to rewrite a whole 2.6
lines of code to make it work with DirectSound on your outdated clunker, and
frankly, we just don't have the time to properly test it with a big enough
pool of people to make it worth our time. Upgrade your system already!
Sheesh!
*grin*
On Sep 16, 2013, at 6:19 PM, Scott Chesworth <[email protected]>
wrote:
So, any chance of an XP version?
Hehehh.
Scott
On 9/16/13, Charles Rivard <[email protected]> wrote:
Phil: Have you tried this game? If so, how long did the game last?
Hmm.
That's what I thought. (ornery grin)
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Phil Vlasak" <[email protected]>
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, September 16, 2013 3:32 PM
Subject: [Audyssey] Game: Over.
Games we wouldn't like to play:
by Phil Vlasak.
Game Over: The world's shortest cool audio game for IOS.
Well, there's not much to say about it other than I love the voice. You
just need to turn Voiceover off, listen, and touch the screen, and the
rest will make sense. It's a nice small 10 second game which is
enjoyable
to play through the first one hundred times.
Developer: WaterOnTheBrain Productions
Description:
A game that takes place entirely through sound. Over is a piece of
extremely short experimental storytelling. The narrative is told from
the
point of view of an angry man in an authoritarian society.
The game voice says "Game Started." then it takes five seconds examining
you through your camera, microphone and motion sensor. It detects your
breathing, heart rate, eye dilation and expression, determining if you
are
worthy to continue.
If you are not up to this challenge, the game will simply say, Game
Over.
Most people are not in the correct state of Zen. What is the purpose of
a
game that most cann't play? It teaches you the futility of life, that no
matter what you do eventually, the, game, is, over.
Features:
Stunning Retina-ready HD graphics.
Up to ten seconds of game play.
Some angry guy talking at you.
No In-App Purchases, ratings nagging, or other interruptions.
No badges, achievements, or integration with game center.
Makes you feel like a sophisticated patron of the minimalist arts.
A serious, emotionally draining plot line.
You'll look silly while you poke at the screen and yell, trying to find
out how to get the game to play.
Game playable only on devices with IOS 8 and above.
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