Hi Dark, LOL. I got a kick out of this one. Thanks for the light humor. :D
Cheers! On 10/3/13, dark <[email protected]> wrote: > With the recent discussion of grammar and spelling I thought perhaps people > would appreciate the following, which a friend sent me a very long time ago > but which I kept for amusement value: > > > Rules for Writers > ----------------- > 1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. > 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. > 3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. > 4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. > 5. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.) > 6. Be more or less specific. > 7. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary. > 8. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies. > 9. No sentence fragments. > 10. Don't use no double negatives. > 11. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out > --- > Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [email protected]. > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]. > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to [email protected]. > --- Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [email protected]. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [email protected].
