What about having a random secret weppon such as an empty bottle? <grin

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From: gamers-boun...@audyssey.org [mailto:gamers-boun...@audyssey.org] On
Behalf Of Charles Rivard
Sent: Monday, March 30, 2009 11:16 PM
To: Gamers Discussion list
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Games We'd like to Play.

A beer can opener with? no? beer?  Sheesh!  I don't drink canned beer, 
anyway, but this would be one! Gruesome?? game!

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Gun control only controls the guns of lawful citizens while placing them in 
control of the unlawful ones.
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From: "Phil Vlasak" <p...@pcsgames.net>
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Sent: Monday, March 30, 2009 4:59 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] Games We'd like to Play.


> Games We'd like to Play.
> by Phil Vlasak.
> Beware the Grue!
> Hearing about this group for years, its existence finally peeked its nose 
> from beneath the rock where it was biding its time to strike.
> The GREW, or Game Researchers of Unrelenting Excellence, was formed to do 
> away with and discourage those not worthy to play games.
> Their Chairman of the Bored, code name Dark, led his minions to 
> unrelenting messing up the heads of fledgling game enthusiasts.
>>From suggesting dial up users to download games so large they would tie
> their computers up for days, to sending neophyte game players on wild 
> goose chases after non-existing game sites, the GRUE kept up an 
> unrelenting pressure to make game play fit only for those worthy to leap 
> over their obstacles.
>  Their time to strike came when Dark released a Beware the Grue! game.
> It was truly a game to Beware, as the download was one gigabyte, it had 
> 500 different creatures attacking you, and all you had to defend yourself 
> with, was a rusty pen knife and a beer can opener.
>
> And to discourage all but the most faithful of game players, the game was 
> voiced entirely by Microsoft Sam.
>
>
>
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