Thank god it's not just me!
----- Original Message ----- From: "Bryan Peterson" <bpeterson2...@cableone.net>
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Sent: Tuesday, March 23, 2010 8:50 AM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] entombed joke.


I completely agree. It's gotten to the point where I just delete any Email
if I see it's from him.
Homer: Hey, uh, could you go across the street and get me a slice of pizza?
Vender: No pizza. Only Khlav Kalash.
----- Original Message ----- From: "Steve" <blindma...@comcast.net>
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Sent: Tuesday, March 23, 2010 9:32 AM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] entombed joke.


Hello Muhammed,
what kind of garbage is this, there people out here that have other email
coming in to there inboxes besides just the list, and when you persist in
sending this rubbish it tends to fill my inbox with exactly that rubbish
and nothing that could possibly help anyone in there gaming experience.
So as far as for me I really wish you could please refrain from sending
junk.
----- Original Message ----- From: "Muhammed Deniz" <muhamme...@googlemail.com>
To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Cc: <entombedg...@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Sunday, March 21, 2010 8:17 AM
Subject: [Audyssey] entombed joke.


Hi guys,
This is a joke that we did with Hayden about entombed.
... ... ...what was that groan? Muhammed looked over as the spine
chilling noise hit his ears, he was nearly knocked over as a burst of
fire rose up. Then, in the cloud of fire...came Hayden! Two guardians,
the elementals, and the reflections were at his back! The battle was
furious! The clangs shook the Dungeon! But allass, Muhammed had no
chance, and was severely beating as Hayden hit him with

hayden says:

Zonby rot straight to the face! The mighty party of Muhammed was
defeated!

hayden says:

the Dungeon cried as Muhammed fell, the might hero laid low by the forces
of Alessandria's once mighy kingdom

muhammed says:

Muhammed had 3 lives when he got killed. By Hayden, but he was extremely
angry. He did a flurry on one of the gardians, and he took 'em out. Then,
the 2 skellitons took out the reflections. Then, He got rid of the
elementals. The dungion was the happyest in the kingdum!

hayden says:

alass, this was not meant to be. Hayden began to chant in resonating
tones, his voice shaking the dungeon to its very foundations. Muhammed
saw a spark...

hayden says:

Then came three crystals! The vangard to their mistress, who took out
Muhammed's ca, his very essence to live

muhammed says:

A cobald triskter came out to help Muhammed, and he charmed that voice.

hayden says:

it's too late! Doyou know what a ca is?

muhammed says:

His party got back up and began getting the pest's off. Muhammed saw a
clearing. He took a huge blow to the dungion, and it fell to its pride.

hayden says:

Hayden gave amight wail of furry! The very kingdom rose! The passages
flooded! Hordes of etins, trolls, hobgoblins, goblins, and swarms of
Dungeon animals came to his defense! Muhammed had no chance...

hayden says:

he could not go on, and surrender, allowing Hayden to insinerate his
weapons

hayden says:

though I don't think you heard my earlier question,

muhammed says:

But Muhammed casted dragie on the guys! Suddenly, 9485 gobblin king's
came, 1453 ogmok's came, 4564 drake's party came, 9999999999 of the
Lick's party came and Hayden's defence chances were bad and he got
killed!

hayden says:

unfortunately for Muhammed, Hayden held is very soul hostage. He
threatened to hirl it into the abyss, if Muhammed did not surrender

muhammed says:

I didn't.

hayden says:

Do you know what a Ca is?

muhammed says:

No.

hayden says:

In Egyption Mythology, the Ca was one of the parts of the soul, the other
was the Ba. The Ba's function was simply to create the spark oflife in
the soul. In other words, without one,you're simply one of the
unjustified dead

hayden says:

oops that was the Ca'sfunction, mistyped

muhammed says:

See?

hayden says:

hmmm?

hayden says:

So Muhammed, do you have Ken's games?

muhammed says:

But the dungion exploded including Hayden but Muhammed's party escaped
the dungion. Hayden cried for help, help, help! but the dungion fell to
its last soll and Hayden got his head burnt.

muhammed says:

Yes.

hayden says:

yet Hayden did not need his head. In the dead of night, Hayden sneaked
into Muhammed's city and murdered him as he slept

muhammed says:

But Muhammed played a trick on Hayden. Muhammed casted aspell, and
Hayden's city got burnet. The king and the city cheared at him, and he
was the kings men including his big party.

hayden says:

HHayden's city, however, was not the one Muhammed hadd burned. His city
was far, far away, and seeing as Muhammed lay with his heart pierced by
the Dark twin, Hayden's city prospered forever

muhammed says:

But the king was so strong, that he got rid of the hole kingdum. And the
king's party escaped out in to a home.

hayden says:

huh?

muhammed says:

Ok, end of joke.

muhammed says:

I won.

hayden says:

what kingdom? hayden did not burn any kingdom

muhammed says:

I did.

hayden says:

he returned to his own kingdom with the new king of Muhammed's realm
hostage, Thomas Ward!

ha

Contact info.
email:
muhamme...@googlemail.com
msn:
muhammed123...@hotmail.co.uk
Skype:
muhammed.deniz
Klango username.
muhammed
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