This is a joke that we did with Hayden about entombed.
... ... ...what was that groan? Muhammed looked over as the spine
chilling noise hit his ears, he was nearly knocked over as a burst of
fire rose up. Then, in the cloud of fire...came Hayden! Two guardians,
the elementals, and the reflections were at his back! The battle was
furious! The clangs shook the Dungeon! But allass, Muhammed had no
chance, and was severely beating as Hayden hit him with
Zonby rot straight to the face! The mighty party of Muhammed was
the Dungeon cried as Muhammed fell, the might hero laid low by the
of Alessandria's once mighy kingdom
Muhammed had 3 lives when he got killed. By Hayden, but he was extremely
angry. He did a flurry on one of the gardians, and he took 'em out.
the 2 skellitons took out the reflections. Then, He got rid of the
elementals. The dungion was the happyest in the kingdum!
alass, this was not meant to be. Hayden began to chant in resonating
tones, his voice shaking the dungeon to its very foundations. Muhammed
saw a spark...
Then came three crystals! The vangard to their mistress, who took out
Muhammed's ca, his very essence to live
A cobald triskter came out to help Muhammed, and he charmed that voice.
it's too late! Doyou know what a ca is?
His party got back up and began getting the pest's off. Muhammed saw a
clearing. He took a huge blow to the dungion, and it fell to its pride.
Hayden gave amight wail of furry! The very kingdom rose! The passages
flooded! Hordes of etins, trolls, hobgoblins, goblins, and swarms of
Dungeon animals came to his defense! Muhammed had no chance...
he could not go on, and surrender, allowing Hayden to insinerate his
though I don't think you heard my earlier question,
But Muhammed casted dragie on the guys! Suddenly, 9485 gobblin king's
came, 1453 ogmok's came, 4564 drake's party came, 9999999999 of the
Lick's party came and Hayden's defence chances were bad and he got
unfortunately for Muhammed, Hayden held is very soul hostage. He
threatened to hirl it into the abyss, if Muhammed did not surrender
Do you know what a Ca is?
In Egyption Mythology, the Ca was one of the parts of the soul, the
was the Ba. The Ba's function was simply to create the spark oflife in
the soul. In other words, without one,you're simply one of the
oops that was the Ca'sfunction, mistyped
So Muhammed, do you have Ken's games?
But the dungion exploded including Hayden but Muhammed's party escaped
the dungion. Hayden cried for help, help, help! but the dungion fell to
its last soll and Hayden got his head burnt.
yet Hayden did not need his head. In the dead of night, Hayden sneaked
into Muhammed's city and murdered him as he slept
But Muhammed played a trick on Hayden. Muhammed casted aspell, and
Hayden's city got burnet. The king and the city cheared at him, and he
was the kings men including his big party.
HHayden's city, however, was not the one Muhammed hadd burned. His city
was far, far away, and seeing as Muhammed lay with his heart pierced by
the Dark twin, Hayden's city prospered forever
But the king was so strong, that he got rid of the hole kingdum. And the
king's party escaped out in to a home.
Ok, end of joke.
what kingdom? hayden did not burn any kingdom
he returned to his own kingdom with the new king of Muhammed's realm
hostage, Thomas Ward!
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