On Aug 28, 2008, at 2:59 PM, Steve McKibben wrote: > With apologies, a tip of the helmet, and all due respect to Jeff > Brown, I'd like to submit this week's Gators vs Warriors questions: > > 1 - Who will score the Gator's first TD?
Kestahn "Mary Tyler" Moore > > 2 - Will the Gators get a defensive score? > Wondy "Robes" Pierre-Louis > 3 - Will Brandon James return a punt, a kickoff, or both for a TD? > Punt! > 4 - Who will sing the national anthem before the game? I will. So will my guests. Someone in the stadium probably will as well. > > 5 - At what point in the game will Tim Tebow take his last snap > from center for the day? First series of the third quarter. > > 6 - Percy Harvin is said to be out for this game. Who will lead > the Gators in catches? Yards receiving? > Louie Smurphy > 7 - Brandon Spikes is also rumored to be out - who will be the > Gators' leading tackler? Dustin "Case" Doe > > 8 - Urban Meyer has asked for the fans to wear white as a part of a > "White Out For Cancer" promotion. Will the home team wear white > jerseys as well? Das est verboten! > > 9 - Hawaii has had a prolific passing offense. Florida has said > they'd like to get a lot more production from their running backs > this year. How many passes will each team complete? 25 UH, 20 UF > > 10 - Where will the "Work 'Em Silly Gators" banner be hung? In the stadium, of course. > 11 - Who will have the most rushing attempts for the Gators? > Emmanuel "River" Moody > 12 - How many QBs will the Gators use in this game? The Three Amigos > > > 13 - What will the official souvenir cups sold in the Swamp feature > this year? Jennifer Aniston > > > 14 - Will Ryan Lochte and/or Dara Torres be at the game and honored > at halftime? By satellite > > > 15 - The Gators have a new kicker, freshman Caleb Sturgis, who has > a cannon for a leg. Kickoffs are now from the 30 yard line. How > many Sturgis kickoffs will end up as touchbacks? Every single one. -Zeb --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
