[gatortalk] Re: FW: SOME MORE...

[Bob Cumming]

Blythe Long wrote:       Blythe Long V.M.I Product Specialist Tel: 800-288-2000 ext 5044 Fax: 856-533-1542     From: William Herman Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2008 8:52 AM To: Darcie Harbison; Scott Brannon; Blythe Long; Lisa Kight; Denise Yarbrough Subject: SOME MORE...   Did you hear that they can't have any more parties at Georgia? The guy who knew the recipe for ice graduated. Two Georgia grads are on opposite sides of a river. The first one yells across to the second one "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The second one yells back "You ARE on the other side." Q: What did the GA football player get on his final exam? A: Drool. Q: What is the difference between a Georgia fan and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline. Q: What's the difference between the Georgia football team and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do a call a 250 lb. Georgia Cheerleader? A: Anorexic Q: What do Georgia fans and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: Why are they planning to resurface Georgia Stadium with cardboard? A: Because the Dawgs always play better on paper. A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Georgia joke. "Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Georgia football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Georgia. That guy in the corner was Georgia's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Georgia. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?" "Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times." When was the last time a Bulldog seen this? Yesterday when he was at my house!!! Go Gators!               WILLIAM HERMAN HARDWARE EXPRESS 1-800-335-9072 EXT. 5292 FAX:1-800-288-2828 [EMAIL PROTECTED]