One foggy night, a Georgia fan and a Florida fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Jacksonville. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Bulldog fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Gator fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Bulldog fan walks over to the Gator fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Gator fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Gator fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Bulldog fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Bulldog fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Bulldog fan hands it back to the Gator fan and says, "Your turn!" The Gator fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up." --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
