Some are repeated in here, so you may get to laugh twice at the same thing.. Here's another one not on the list, though:
Well, Tebow's coming back for his Senior Season! So, in his honor, here are some funny Tebow "isms." Tim Tebow "isms" Tim Tebow doesn’t sleep, he waits. o Tim Tebow walked before he crawled. o Tim Tebow doesn't sleep, he just goes into stand-by. o After the Gators beat Oklahoma in the championship game, Nike changed their slogan to- "Just do it...like Tim Tebow!" o Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Tim Tebow. o If Tim Tebow were a superhero, he'd be... Tim Tebow. o The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry. o Tebow spiked the ball after the 2007 BCS bowl game; creating what we now know as the Grand Canyon. o Tim Tebow once did a thousand one arm push-ups, with both arms tied behind his back. o It wasn't an asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs, it was Tim Tebow. o When Oprah needs advice she asks Tim Tebow. o The average person gets 200 points for writing your name on the SAT. Tim Tebow got 1600. o When Tim Tebow holds the Heisman, it puts down its stiff arm. o The light at the end of the tunnel isn't a freight train, it's Tim Tebow. o Tim Tebow once got Blackjack with one card. o Tim Tebow's hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush. o Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants. o Tim Tebow can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Tim what he can't do. o It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. o Tim Tebow doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. o Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Tim Tebow o Tim Tebow' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. o If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it's chicken. You better believe it's chicken. o Tim Tebow pummels that bridge when he gets to it. o Tim Tebow laughs when you hit him in the funnybone. o Superman is the Tim Tebow of superheroes. o Tim Tebow can be at two places at once. o Tim Tebow doesn't punch in to work. He stiff arms. o Before going on stage for his first theatrical role, Tim Tebow was told, "Break a leg." The entire cast was carted to the hospital minutes later. o Tim Tebow wrote a book called "The Tim Tebow Experience". Readers opened the book and received a pop-out stiff arm to the face. o Tim Tebow can eat five times his body weight in tigers. o Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. o Tim Tebow could drink 24 gallons of milk in an hour without throwing up if wanted. He chooses not to because the calcium would make his bones so strong he would instantly kill anyone he touched. o What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed. o Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. o Tim Tebow is helping Santa this year, no reindeers needed and he'll be finished before midnight. o When Tebow scores a touchdown it's worth 7 points without the extra point kick, but he always gives one back in the spirit of being a missionary. o Tim Tebow can get Chick-Fil-A on Sundays. o Companies that produce solar powered products are studying Tim Tebow because he can always find daylight. o If at first you don't succeed...you are not Tim Tebow. o Oklahoma players have been caught around campus running into brick walls and trying to bring down lampposts. Unfortunately they were still not be prepared to tackle Tim Tebow. o When Tim Tebow does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down. o When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow. o People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow. o Tim Tebow's family once threw him a surprise party. Once. o The only reason you're still conscious is because Tim Tebow hasn't stiff-armed you in the face. o When Tim Tebow was a kid, he made his mom finish his vegetables. o Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for even HAVING a weakness. o Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas. o Tim Tebow counted to infinity. Twice. o When Google can't find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help. o Tim Tebow has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars. o Tim Tebow once stiff-armed a horse. That animal became what is now known as the giraffe. o Tim Tebow is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. o Tim Tebow is the reason Waldo is hiding o When Tim Tebow wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska. o Tim Tebow can dribble a football. o Tim Tebow can kick start a car. o Tim Tebow gets called for roughing the tackler. o When Tebow spikes the ball, he strikes oil. o You can lead a horse to water, but Tim Tebow can make him drink. o Tim Tebow doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. o Tim Tebow can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30 A.M. o Tim tebow once sneezed at the line of scrimmage and knocked over a linebacker. o The Heisman Trophy won Tim Tebow. o When Tim Tebow drives the lights automatically turn green because he can't be stopped. o Police clocked Tim Tebow going 50 in a 25, only they couldn't ticket him because he was running. o Tim Tebow wins a golf scramble, by himself. o The speed limit on the University of Florida campus is 20 because that's how many defenders Tim Tebow runs over on one play. o Yoda never heard of the force until he met Tim Tebow. o Rome wasn't built in a day because Tim Tebow wasn't born yet. o When Tim Tebow eats, he doesn't have to wait 30 minutes to swim. o Freddy Krueger is scared to sleep because he might meet Tim Tebow in his dream. o Tim Tebow's number is 15 because that's how many players it takes to tackle him. o Referees created instant replay so they could admire Tim Tebow more than once. o College football has the BCS instead of a playoff so only one team has to face Tim Tebow. o Area 51 doesn't study aliens, it studies Tim Tebow. o "Godzilla" won't face Tim Tebow because Tim's too tough. o Sony created PlayStation 3 because it was the only way to fit Tim Tebow's greatness onto one screen. o Ponce de Leon wasn't looking for the fountain of youth; he was looking for Tim Tebow. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
