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Subject: FW: Golden Telephone
From: "Mike Mironack"
Date: Tue, February 10, 2009 4:14 pm
To: [email protected] [2]
"Ed Parker"
"Janet Eldred"
"Brian Brasington" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ________________________________ From: rita manguso [[email protected] [6]] Sent: Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:42 PM To: Mike Mironack Subject: Fw: Golden Telephone My husband's (really nice) girlfriend from high school sent this to us. She was also a University of Miami Cheerleader. --- Golden Telephone A man decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to Los Angeles and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Salt Lake City , Austin , Baton Rouge , Columbus , Tuscaloosa , and around the United States , he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor. Finally, he arrived in Gainesville , Florida . Upon entering a Church in Gainesville , he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: $0.35 cents." Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Father Jones, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only $0.35 cents a call. Why?" The priest, smiling benignly, replied : "Son, you're in Gainesville, Florida now, home of the Florida Gators - 3 times BCS Football Champions, 2 times Basketball Champions; it's the city with the prettiest women, the best parties, and the best state university -- it's got the best hospital, great food, great neighborhoods and some of the friendliest people in the world! You're in God's Country.... it's a local call." Links: ------ [1] mailto:[email protected] [2] mailto:[email protected] [3] mailto:[email protected] [4] mailto:[email protected] [5] mailto:[email protected] [6] mailto:[email protected] --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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