Yes, God is all knowing and wise! :-) Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
-----Original Message----- From: "Gatornet Admin" <[email protected]> Date: Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:17:30 To: GatorTalk<[email protected]> Cc: Heather<[email protected]>; Vonda \(home\)<[email protected]>; Chris Bevil<[email protected]> Subject: [gatortalk] God's Idea of Balance God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,found him, resting on the seventh day... He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things." God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area surrounded on three sides by beautiful sparkling water and ringed with pure white sand and said, "What's that one?" "That's the State of Florida, the most glorious place on earth. The most beautiful beaches in all the world, plus rivers, streams, lakes, and forests are there. The people from the State of Florida are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things. I've decided to locate the best in college sports and higher education there. They shall be known as the Florida Gators." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance.." God smiled, "See that state just above Florida? That's the State of Georgia. Wait till you see the idiots I put there. They bark like dogs!" --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
